RANTS
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We now have over 30 rants. What more can I say except u seem to like em. Also we can now offer a larger range of font colours for the bold text for the rants you add. Colours include blue, green, red and Purple. Please specify which colour you want your rants to be in when filling out the add a rant form. Also over the last couple of weeks there has been a number of problems with our rants server. This now should have been sorted out as the company hasinformed us that they have upgraded there server and now have a large capacity, so there should be less outages.

New Rants
1) If I Was A Fish - Chris Naylor
2) Whatever - Clarky 2
3) HELP!!! - Chris Naylor
4) Die - Galloway
5) Upraise - Clarky 2
6) Illegal Stuff - Clarky
7) I'd just like to say WOW* - J. Sheridan
8) This is in No way Connected - Clarky
9) Pervert-meter more like - T. Burrows
10) Hello A Level Physics - Ball Cock
11) If you toblerone this your wispa will be next -     The Businessman

Comments Submitted On:
1) Humour*
2) Pobice Vs The World
3) If I Was A Fish
4) Whatever
5) This is in No Way Connected
6) I would just like to say wow*
7) If you toblerone this your wispa will be next
* = BPS RANT

IMPROVED LAYOUT
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We have now improved the layout of the goblin rag. For those receiving it via email (if you have got it via a newsgroup and would like tosubscribe just send a email to goblinrag@pobtg.co.uk with the subject asSubscribed and your email address will be added to the list.) The layout of the page is now down in html. This allows us to put our advert at the top of the page and to make sure it does not look right. If you can not read this msg properly please send us a email telling us what waswrong and we will try to sort this out.

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