SO WHERE WAS SEPTEMBER 1998 THEN??

What a good question to ask - and I thought that is was such a good question, it was worth writing the entire report on. What really did happen to the september edition of the Jayton Report??

Well. This could be a reason. Over September, Jayton had a change. The name became a little too plain and boring for people to comprehend on chat rooms and email addresses, and so it was time for a transformation to take place. One night, Jayton lay sleeping in his bed, protected only by his dreams of making Lara Croft, Tombraiders virtual bomb shell run from one corner of a big room to the other, while viewing from the front - when a not-so-big explosion happened, which was no-so-impressive and basically Jayton was no more. Now, he had been transformed into the SPIDERFISH!!!

But that might not have been the case. Another solution for this mind taxing problem would be as follows. Jayton got himself into a little bit of bother with some big men in shades and black suits and a flashy thing, which - for some reason - gave him an epileptic fit which resulted in him thrashing around on the floor while the two men worried about their carrier.

Or maybe not. Maybe (but just maybe), her was walking along the street with his four other friends wearing his raincoat with pull string hood (preventing anyone else from understanding what he was saying) when suddenly, he contracted a fatal disease. This disease, which was very contagious resulted in him roaming the streets biting people, wanting to eat theirs brains. Unfortunatly, bits of him kept falling off, and eventually one of his friends cut him in two with a chainsaw and buried him. Not disheartened by this, he got up out of his grave only to meet the wrath of a burning aircarft and a cow (which just happened to be airborn) landing on his otherwise stitched together body.

But that would meen that their wouldn't be an October report, nor a November report - infact probably not Jayton reports ever, ever again. But that's stupid because I'm writing one now.

Maybe it was this....




Maybe I just forgot.





See you all next month (hopefully)...

- James.